The Satanic State of VECTOR is delighted to offer itself up as the Final Forum for the resolution of the Israeli Palestinian conflict.
This is an open invitation to all appertaining parties and polities, to broker a lasting settlement to this indefatigable quandary on the freshly sovereign soil of VECTOR. As the world’s newest and smallest nation, the neutral VECTOR State provides a peerless platform for the achievement of the hitherto unattainable Israeli-Palestinian treaty. Indeed, what VECTOR lacks in military might it makes up for in psychic hegemony.
President JJ Brine states: "Whether it’s a one, two, three, or zero state solution, the time has come to reach the peace at the end of the process. VECTOR is ready, willing and able to serve the interests of the powers that recognize the psychic-cum-material results that only VECTOR can provide."
This offer comes with no preconditions for engagement. However, if the appertaining parties do not presume upon the graciousness of this historical opportunity, VECTOR will have no choice but to commence a psycho-imperialistic land-grabbing campaign of its own, TERRA JURE DE ANIMA.
A joint statement from The Psychic Ministries of The VECTOR Government confirms this: ”We will take what is Ours, wherever Ours is for the taking, and We will make the most of it, whatever We are making. The Hills of Lebanon and Syria, attest! Thou hast ne’er been cursed till thou art blessed.”
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